June 2012
saintbasils:
officialsalad:
i like reading people’s FAQs
they’re trying to be extra intimidating and then end it with a compliment and it just ends up like
Q: how old are you? A: 14, STOP ASKING.
Q: are you single? A: yes, but NOT INTERESTED.
Q: would you ever date a girl? A: NO.
Q: you’re pretty A: Thanks sooooo much but I get so many of these I couldn’t possibly answer them...
nuggits2:
did you know if you say bloody mary 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
drbippy:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Watchwardenmpreg:
I walk into class and every computer is playing Call Me Maybe in sync.
arlingtondr:
connuh:
mtv true life: i wanna be a hipster 200 pound girl with fishnets and highlights walks into urban outfitters with a camera crew panting not knowing where the nearest anchor section is worrying all of the “real” hipsters are judging as she walks by and ends up buying anchor shorts anchor earrings an anchor tattoo and an actual anchor
